Term created by Mistress Malice (MistressMalice.com) for the act of jerking off while taking a shit... "The Stinky Mullet"... Taking care of business up front while there is a poop party going on in the back! Pooperbate Sherking Dumpkin
Why is Billy Ray Cyrus taking so long in the bathroom? He's probably doing a stinky mullet!
The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.
A mullet, but typically wore by br00t4l, hxc, scene guys, who listen to "metal" like Whitechapel, Bring Me The Horizon, Suicide Silence, Cannibal Corpse, etc. It looks like a typical scene guy hair cut in the front, layers, angles, fringe, but then when you see the back it's a lot longer then expected.