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stunned mullet 

When Tamsin learned that DeShonda wasn't moving in on the second date, Tamsin was a stunned mullet.

Silver mullet 

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.
Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...
Silver mullet by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012

Stinky Mullet 

Term created by Mistress Malice (MistressMalice.com) for the act of jerking off while taking a shit... "The Stinky Mullet"... Taking care of business up front while there is a poop party going on in the back! Pooperbate Sherking Dumpkin
Why is Billy Ray Cyrus taking so long in the bathroom? He's probably doing a stinky mullet!

Main Man Mullet 

The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.
Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.

stunned mullet 

A shit found floating in the surf
As Shane was catching a wave he noticed a stunned mullet floating by
stunned mullet by toilet mouth October 30, 2003

Metal mullet 

A mullet, but typically wore by br00t4l, hxc, scene guys, who listen to "metal" like Whitechapel, Bring Me The Horizon, Suicide Silence, Cannibal Corpse, etc. It looks like a typical scene guy hair cut in the front, layers, angles, fringe, but then when you see the back it's a lot longer then expected.
Oli Sykes currently has a short metal mullet.