Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

Muddy

When someone's earphones have a lot of earwax

"Yo bro, his headphones muddy as hell.."

by jadeuh December 6, 2021

muddy corndog

n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!

Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"

Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."

by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021

Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.

Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....

by Rustytinman December 21, 2021

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021