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Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.
After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.
by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017
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muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.
Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017
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Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire
Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work
by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025
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Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"
by alexb934 February 19, 2014
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muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth
son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick
by dirty sock April 12, 2009
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Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.
by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017
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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
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