An absolutely stunning lad, with a jawline like a razor blade. any girl he interacts with struggles to control their sexual energy and usually instantly orgasm on sight of the mairy hairy himself. He strolls around gracefully, striking a smile to those who are blessed enough to pass his godly presence. his figure is that of greek god figures and any shirt he attempts to wear, rips amongst his gorgeous pecks. he can stop time at will and uses this ability to its absolute maximum, using it to completely destroy the minorities that stand before him. only one man has laid hands on Morgan Harris, that man instantly died upon the impact of his own fist, completely de-atomized without a chance to retaliate. Not much is known about the mairy hairy so i am afraid that this is all we have at this current moment in time.
holy shit, I walked around the corner and before i even set my eyes on him, i burst into an instant orgasm through the presence of Morgan Harris}
by caprisondude69420 September 21, 2019
Get the Morgan Harrismug. by imkyle February 25, 2021
Get the Morgan Parkmug. DAvID MoRgan is a doo doo. He flirts with everyone at once and is very ballzy. he has the ability to make everyone awkward at once and he's not even on varsity water polo. Yeet yeet he licks his moms feet. owo dab
by maxtheboss September 14, 2018
Get the David Morganmug. A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
Get the Crusty Morganmug. The most beautiful wife and amazing mother. You won't find anyone else like her in the world, so cherish her. She loves to laugh and those breath taking green eyes will leave you star struck for days.
by Sami4days December 6, 2016
Get the morgan awtreymug. The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits
"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...
by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016
Get the Morgan Freemanmug. The best couple in the world. If you see them don’t even try to get with one of them, there together forever.
by Thickbitch6373 October 23, 2022
Get the Brenden+Morganmug.