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The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
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syed-moose

An adjective used to describe a gamer who is trash at every game they play. They enjoy telling others how good they are compared to others at video games but get very upset when others reveal the truth and tell them they are bad. They also never go out of their house and enjoy eating fast food for every meal of the day.
Moosa: I am actually really good at League Of Legends!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!
by ChodeSoo February 25, 2018
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Snoopy Moose

Snoopy Moose is a slang for a Methadone pill
Hey mate! You bring me a snoopy moose today I feel like shit!
by TommyGunnZ33 June 23, 2016
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moose in a mansion

A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.
You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?
by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017
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war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.
by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017
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moose pants

pants that are really awesome!
those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!
by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013
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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".
hey joe lets moose the goose .
by skin the cat January 2, 2012
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