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the cookie monster

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.
"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"
by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006
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he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.
I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!
by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008
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manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.
Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.
by Manduh420 July 12, 2007
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Monstrocititty

A word used to reference a female(or male) with breast so large that they induce breathless awe.
Holy crap, check out the monstrocititty over there on bar stool!!!!
by Big Limp'n and Jaun Ballo January 13, 2007
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monster boobage

tits that are at least a D cup, if not bigger
by hotstuff17 January 26, 2009
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monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset
"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"
by trent monaghan April 1, 2009
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Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity
"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"
by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014
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