fruit and flowers

What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.

The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!

fruit and flowers by bumfluff September 1, 2006

Word of the Day on April 7, 2025

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deja moo

The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."

deja moo by Lexie 1912 October 28, 2008

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moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.

moronification by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009

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Dr Google

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

Mrs. Smith: My son has Dengue fever. I searched it on Google.

Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately!

Dr. James: *note to self: Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.

Dr Google by biLLiDinHo/fLaVinHA April 18, 2009

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cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

cooked by tvdropper December 2, 2016

Word of the Day on April 3, 2025

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causeplay

Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.

I think I just saw the Monopoly Man at the Senate Banking hearing sit right behind the Equifax CEO Richard Smith. That's wild.

No... it's causeplay. No get-out-of-jail cards for millionaires from companies like Equifax & Wells Fargo!

causeplay by D e l e t e October 6, 2017

Word of the Day on April 2, 2025

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robosexual

Generally speaking, someone whose primary sexual orientation is towards robots. They may be human or synthetic persons, and straight, gay, bi, etc is not specified. (Unfortunately, this word is often confused "romosexual," which is the only word that refers to someone who is both gay and a robot.)

Inspired by Bender from the TV show Futurama

A robosexual person is likely to have a job that involves computers.

robosexual by Icewing April 20, 2003

Word of the Day on April 1, 2025

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