an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.
normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
by BvO April 22, 2003
Get the your mom mug.A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day
Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do
Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom
Ernie: What's that?
Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com
Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom
Ernie: What's that?
Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com
by themaskedavengerrr February 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Mom mug.Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!
Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!
Me: Your mom goes to college.
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!
Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!
Me: Your mom goes to college.
by Brogan July 7, 2005
Get the your mom mug.A reality show that features the life and times of teen aged women that had children at a young age...Most (thankfully not all) are nothing but lazy-assed rancid party sluts that don't realize what planet they reside on, let alone the fact that they have children...
by Graffilthier March 24, 2011
Get the Teen Mom mug.Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.
by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011
Get the mom fart mug.MAT: Dude what r we doing in math class today?
DUDE: YUR MOM! BOOM SUCK IT IM SO MLG!!!!
MAT: Dude that's more of a joke than an insult nowadays...
DUDE: YUR MOM! BOOM SUCK IT IM SO MLG!!!!
MAT: Dude that's more of a joke than an insult nowadays...
by artfoxMS April 6, 2015
Get the Yur Mom mug.basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint
„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“
„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“
„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“
by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023
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