moist

when three grandmothers are playing chouts and latters and one wins thing get a little moist. not moist as in a fire fire hose, i mean moist as in a tidal wave or tsunami moist. moist means WET

grandma was MOIST when she saw her grandson

by LORDlongDICK February 16, 2018

Moist

Moist... JUST... Moist

That is so Moist.

by Mysterybals January 20, 2017

moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.

Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm

by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017

moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013

Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 20, 2012