Huge_Midget 

Maker of the Pain series and their brethern Untitled and Awesome.jpg

Huge_Midget is not human for making those.

Huge_Midget by Bob December 9, 2003

Gay Midget 

My boyfriend

My boyfriend is a gay midget

Gay Midget by Random.chick June 8, 2018

joy the midget freak 

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.

Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak

joy the midget freak by vag4life January 6, 2008

double digit midget 

In jail or prison, somebody who has 99 days or less time left.

Jeff has 3 months of time left... he's a double digit midget

double digit midget by Anonymousey October 27, 2006

Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

Weed-midget by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

monster midget 

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

monster midget by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

double midget penetration 

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

double midget penetration by Iva Penis March 1, 2007