Skip to main content

mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.
Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.
by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016
mugGet the mexican excavatormug.

Mexican Heaven

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels
by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012
mugGet the Mexican Heavenmug.

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight
by MTinside January 28, 2018
mugGet the Mexican Teletubbiemug.

Mexican overdrive

technique of letting a car roll downhill in neutral or even with the engine off.
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
mugGet the Mexican overdrivemug.

Mexican inferno

when you cover your penis in purell to use as lubricant, then at money time u pull out light your penis on fire and blow a firey load jizz in her fire hydrant. then burn the house down using your still flaming penis as a lighter.
dude i used a mexican inferno on my girl friend last night and she broke up with me.
by rage quitter November 26, 2010
mugGet the Mexican infernomug.

The Mexican Whistler

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.
Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "
by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009
mugGet the The Mexican Whistler mug.

mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses
Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"
by Special Tim October 2, 2010
mugGet the mexican landminemug.

Share this definition