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Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.
Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...
by A Terminally Ill Person March 10, 2022
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pibling-by-marriage

Pibling-in-law (only pibling's spouse).
My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.
by QWP998756 October 15, 2021
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Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.
Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Lavender Marriage

A term redefined by GenZ

For a generation that's dealing with sky-high living costs and social isolation, lavender marriages have evolved into something that's not just about hiding but about creating stability, connection, and shared support."
The term "lavender marriage" dates back to the early 20th century. It originally referred to a heterosexual marriage between one or two LGBTQ people.

Now a popular hashtag on TikTok

The hashtag #lavendermarriage has garnered millions of views on TikTok, with Gen Z users putting out video ads for potential lavender marriage partners.
"Gen Z is rejecting the standard marriage blueprint, focusing instead on shared goals: financial security, reliable companionship, and a partner who's down to weather life's ups and downs without necessarily being 'the one,
Their lavender marriage meant they could both afford a decent place to live & pay the bills, as opposed to being being broke, single, and lonely."
by FlyingKidneys November 23, 2024
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marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it
Marriage should always be taken seriously
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
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Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious
"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz
by Pahooga17 May 3, 2021
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leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -
person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage
by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022
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