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Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021
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mack Marx

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Mack

Mack is a type of boy that is can be a person who is smooth, slick, the Best of the Best, aka the boss
I'm gonna go fail maths like some macks say
by keira is a bitch March 18, 2021
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Mack Sexual

A thicc boi who is neither male nor female and is unusually bad at things. Is a level 98 wahmen respector and is exetremly spasmoidal at times. Does not enjoy physical activities.
"Thank you very much but I am actually a Mack sexual for your information"
by Drug ass August 9, 2018
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Mack

A successful man with not just one, but many sexual partners.
You see him over there mack'in on that h*e
by faze777 June 12, 2025
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Mack

someone who's super hot and has tons of bitches also everyone is in love w them
"Omg look at them they're so cool,, their name must be Mack,,"
by cool hot person March 9, 2021
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Mack

A local town Gigolo with several sets of children by different women.
(1)Want to go to the club tonight?

Do I look like a Mack?

(2)Here is a condom for your date tonight...

I’m pulling a Mack tonight and won’t need one
by Naauao Yeoja April 22, 2021
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