I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015

lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

by lizard monkey November 6, 2025

flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs

He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest

by 123adam May 14, 2014

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Flipping Lizards

Interfacility medical transport, defined as the movement of a patient from one health care facility to another in a licensed ground or air ambulane. Patients are frequently elderly, seriously deteriorated, and unresponsive, i.e. like lizards.

I got into EMS to save lives, but all I'm doing is flipping lizards from one care facility to another.

by SaltyFukNBustedTruk May 21, 2021

lizard

"Lizard" is a nick name for actress Elizabeth Olsen, made by her mother. Lizard might also be another term for her other nickname, "Lizzie".

The nickname Lizard is often used by her mother when voice mailing her, that lasts about 2 or more minutes <3.

Person 1: I just love Lizard Olsen.
Person 2: Yeah, me too.

by wandamaximoffapologist May 17, 2022

bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021