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Lemington Leith

by anonymous February 23, 2022
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Henry Leith

Remington Leith’s best fren..

R.I.P

Henry Leith

2018- later in 2018
Person A: ‘Man did you hear what Emerson did??’

Person B: ‘Yeah!! I can’t believe he would kill an innocent potato, and even EAT him!!! Henry Leith was loved.’

Remington Leith: ‘ My potatoes name was Henry, he had a real good smile, but I lost my potato, in Idaho🎶🎶’
by Palaye at the Parx February 26, 2023
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Peanut leather

A woman's labia and clit, specifically referring to the tfeeling of licking it.
"I've tried of licking your peanut leather, is it my turn yet?
by VampireFrog September 4, 2023
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nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.
"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"
by Eindecker August 31, 2024
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fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death
he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.
by twinkdef November 23, 2023
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Jurgen leitner

A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

crusty old man
Every body hates jurgen leitner
by IguessIamKoy December 2, 2023
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Demanding Leatherguy

A child predator that will slander and try to publicly defame all who find out his little secret and expose him. Don't let your kids go to Coffelt Country in Branson alone. Best to just steer clear of that place that raises pedos and traffickers. Demanding Leatherguy is one to stay far away from. Rumor has it his leather is made from the skin of the children that tried to get away.
Tommy stay far away from that Demanding Leatherguy. He will eat you then he will eat you.
by Watch out TX Leather February 19, 2024
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