Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.
After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
by Semore-Hineys May 05, 2009
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lay down payment

To do a favor for or pay another persons bill and get only a lay down payment

(lay beside) in return. Not always sexual. Normally used by someone so obsessed with another that literally laying next to them is worth whatever they did or paid.
I paid her phone bill so I could get ahold of her and told her she just owed me a lay down payment. I just want her body next to mine so I can sleep for once.
by Randis Boyle August 13, 2018
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breeze lay down

It’s so hit cause my breeze lay down
by Don The Legand October 11, 2020
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Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.
Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.
by Jcoop336 June 29, 2023
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Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid
by TashiTash November 23, 2019
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moo ma lay

A way to tell someone to put something in their mouth. You have to be swinging low in order for this to work.


Moo ma lay, mmmkay??? up in hea!
by quimbymack February 05, 2009
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