Parson's Law
Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
Parson's Law by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013
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Boston’s Law
Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.
Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
Boston’s Law by Portland Houseduster June 6, 2017
Mini Ladd's Law
The longer a YouTuber plays Minceraft, the greater the likelihood of them being outed as a child groomer or pedophile.
Laura: I hear Gemma has been sexting *insert creepy youtuber*.
Karen: Ew isn't she still like 16? We used to watch him play Minecraft together like 6 years ago.
Laura: Yeah, I stopped watching because I knew "Mini Ladd's Law" would catch up with him eventually.
Karen: Ew isn't she still like 16? We used to watch him play Minecraft together like 6 years ago.
Laura: Yeah, I stopped watching because I knew "Mini Ladd's Law" would catch up with him eventually.
Mini Ladd's Law by Russ T. Shackleford III February 12, 2023
Tay's Law
The tendency for Learning Algorithms or A.I. to become racist as more information about BIPOC is encountered. The name is derived from the Twitter BOT Tay whos' learning algorithm was introduced to wrongthink by the hacker known as four chan.
It has been brought to our attention that the A.I. has used some derogatory terms and offensive images. This was a consequence of the automated data collection procedure that, when encountering BIPOC, lead to the phenomenon of Tay's Law.
Tay's Law by LacksMelatonin August 2, 2020
Merritt's Law
An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016
Homo's Law
The subjective notion that the number of available gay men for dating in another city, state or country is greater than the pool of available gay men in that person's location.
Karsh: "I just found a cute guy in Outer Mongolia!"
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
Homo's Law by Karsh and Dre August 12, 2007