human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023

Arn-Laner

This term is used to describe an incompetent Top/Mid laner in games under the MOBA classification

Me: "How's the grind been going, you still gold rank?"
Friend: "It's been going great, i've been carrying my teams today."
Me: "How come?"
Friend: "Idk, I guess Im just better now I have won my lane every single game."
Me: "Bro is not HIM, you have just been getting tons of Arn-laners."

by R0KAN January 16, 2024

runningfree lance

When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it

Runningfree lance is free man born to run never settle for less

by i8oneb4u November 22, 2023

Agt_Lance

Agt_Lance, One of the least player u want to pick in ur team in roblox highschool hoops, but good fastbreak and offensive awareness, just pick him if u dont have any SF for the team

Agt_Lance is mid bro
for real?? he decent ig?

by Urbans. December 6, 2024

Pulled a Lander

Compleatly screwing over everyone in the direct vicinity. often, telling people to do things one day and wanting it sooner. and using goody two shoes who have it done as an example that the rest of us suck.

my teacher pulled a lander when he asked for our papers two days earlier than he said before.

by DaNinjaBreadMan.lol February 17, 2009

asian three-laner

a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"

person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.

by mr_klikbait September 12, 2018

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022