kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.

Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.

by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016

Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets

My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry

by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025

kitchenism

kitchenism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the women should work on kitchen and are made for working on kitchens.

every man should support kitchenism!

by Iman tehrani June 18, 2022

Long Kitchen

A knife.

Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.

by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

back to the kitchen

the group chat where all whom have culinary class come and shall give each other answers for the final that is very hard

this back to the kitchen thing wasn’t supposed to be sexist till kameron made it sexist

by we were cooler in school May 5, 2020

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023