That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Get the key to happiness mug.John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child
Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child
Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022
Get the john key mug.That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)
(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020
Get the Close Keys mug.A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.
*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*
by Mynoduesp111 June 9, 2018
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