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Josh

An ass eating champion of the people. He squats to parallel and doesn't take your shit. He enjoys his steak rare and his ladies rarer. His garlic bread is known world wide.
Josh would never fucking eat banana bread (the lowest form of bread)
by Buttery Gbread March 1, 2017
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Josh

Your Local poop, You poop him out every 12 hours, the most disgusting object throughout the whole of Earth. Beat him up if you see this object.
Josh?? That Asshole?
by asdfv November 3, 2019
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Josh

Josh is one of the cutest boys out there. They may be unnoticed by most, because of their shy ways, but once you open them up they are an ocean that you WILL find yourself drowning in. They are loyal in every way and are very committed to their significant other. They can make you laugh at any given time. They usually also love dogs. They are someone that you would want to spend the rest of your life with.
He's a total Josh!
by liyah.lover September 29, 2018
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josh

some kind of a wannabe roadman.gives a shit about chloting. listens to awful music and has moped that he shows off on. and proly smokes weed at parties and says hes the biggest stoner. Basically just huge goon
person 1: whos josh

person 2:some dickhead
by Crispy Creme in the House August 16, 2019
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Josh

josh is the god of all
"I believe in and worship josh, he is the god of everything
by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019
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Josh

Josh is the kid that plays fortnite after it was cool, doesn't shave enough and is fat. Not because he has a bad metabolism but just because he eats too much. Dont be a josh.
Person 1: i bet josh s actually a 24 year old man.
Person 2: ur right. loo at that hair on his face. he shud shave sometime
by MooMooCowMaster October 28, 2019
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Josh

Omg josh ur peen is so smaaaaaaall! Its like its not even there at all!
by SATAAAAAAAAAAAN August 3, 2019
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