Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

jonco

An autistic kid that can't walk

(Jonco)Lazy ass nigga

by Jonco May 8, 2022

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

Jonah

The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles

Me: Who is that

Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah

by thebestbunner May 19, 2022

Jonce

Jonce is a fat guy who loves beer especially Zlaten Dab, and he also loves his friend Fatman(Daci)

Daci: Who is that guy?
Ivan: That is Jonce he is the biggest alcoholic

by Daov4 June 4, 2022

jonahmarshallpfp

A very small and lazy person- "famous" on tiktok and loves Mandela catalogue. Fucking hates their friends and loves his boyfriend<3

jonahmarshallpfp hit 1000 followers on tiktok!

Cool.. Don't care.

by Jonahnotlikable June 9, 2022

Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.

Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.

by Gigachadus June 15, 2022