The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024
Get the Jewish Jumpscaremug. by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022
Get the Jewish Chickenmug. The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
Get the Jewish Juicermug. by tolietfart May 1, 2024
Get the jewish tunnelmug. by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
Get the Jewish Turtleneckmug. A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.
A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.
She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.
She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”
by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025
Get the Jewish Mamimug. by idiot.com March 18, 2021
Get the Jewish Nigeriamug.