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Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
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Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.
"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"
by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025
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Jewish gay tard

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.
by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025
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jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025
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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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