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Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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Jazzing

the act of jazzing with no hands while listening to jazz
"Stop talking over this music. I'm close to jazzing over here if I can just concentrate."
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
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jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky
by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021
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Jazz

Is that music genre that everyone recognizes but nobody can describe
Yeah... this is jazz... I don't know why it's jazz but it is
by Teoasf July 7, 2018
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Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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play jazz

To improve using your own skill and creativity. Make it up as you go along.
Person 1: Hey what should I wear for the performance tonight?

Person 2: I don't care. Play jazz man
by JT 31414 March 10, 2021
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