Jason Caccaro is a man who comes from an Italian background, is a master chef, and loves women (in kitchens). He is not like any normal Jason, in fact he is completely unique in every way possible. If you get the lucky chance to meet a man with the name Jason Caccaro, then you should marry him ASAP. He is especially loving, caring, sensitive, thoughtful, a great listener and excellent story teller, and his humour is brilliant. There is never a dull moment when around Jason Caccaro and you will learn something new about yourself every day by simply exchanging a few words with this spectacular person. If you ever get the chance to be comfortable around him, and if you are lucky enough for him to be just as comfortable as you are, you may get the chance to hear his legendary comfy noises to which are the equivalent to God speaking Himself. Never turn down the opportunity to talk to this man, Jason Caccaro can change your life within a matter of minutes.
"Have you met Jason Caccaro yet?"
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."
by samnus December 8, 2012
Get the Jason Caccaromug. The last recipient of the Medal of Honor(posthumous), the highest possible military award. A Corporal in the Marine Core, Dunham was part of 4th Platoon, Company K, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, 1 Marine Expeditionary force during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Dunham died April 22, 2004. 8 days before, when an enemy grenade was thrown into his unit, Dunham selflessly put his Kevlar helmet down on top of it and threw himself down on top of it, saving the lives of many other Marines. For this, he was awarded the Medal of Honor.
by futuremarine13 May 18, 2010
Get the Jason Dunhammug. Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.
Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.
Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.
Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.
by •your everyday idiot• February 17, 2021
Get the jason the toymakermug. by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020
Get the Jason Crowdermug. One of the highest insults one can receive. Relating to their odor, hygiene and overall relative appeal.
by Hitmommy July 12, 2019
Get the Vinegar Jasonmug. A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.
As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"
As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"
Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
by Turntmurfin May 8, 2018
Get the judgey jasonmug. The cutest guy at JP2. A definite smash. The guy the lady be all up on. Probably measures at 6.4
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES
by Average kid at jp2 October 10, 2022
Get the Jason Bobadillamug.