John 

A really common first name in the United States of America.

John.

John by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021

John 

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.

Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.

John by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

John 

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.

Damn hes so John.

John by -Albert Einstein June 16, 2021

John 

a person with a big dick

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩

John by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021

john 

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

john by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

John 

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.

You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?

John by Channahm July 28, 2021

John 

- John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once

Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.

John by AlexPrule321 July 29, 2021