The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 09, 2020
The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 03, 2022
When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
by FakirOyuncu December 04, 2016
I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
by JukeboxQB11 May 08, 2024
After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).
by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022