Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.

I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!

by The__Almighty November 24, 2021

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 07, 2022

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 07, 2022

kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.

Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.

by wonky dizzle October 10, 2013

Stipping in the kitchen

This is a phrase used to define the action of friends or people in general who tend to switch up their personalities around members of the opposite gender. Also known as "fake".

Eg. We went on camp together but my bestfriend was stipping in the kitchen the entire time.

Or...

Stop stipping in the kitchen and be yourself!

by Narmis October 03, 2020

kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.

A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.

by Laughing Oak November 03, 2013