dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

by soxpup November 14, 2007

Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.

Double-dutching is harder than it looks.

by Moon Ultra December 22, 2009

dutch jumper

To drop a deuce in two different zip codes within 24 hours.

Greg became a dutch jumper after he dropped an imperial dragon at dave's house then at Chris's.

by chrisbwade13 June 17, 2010

dutch oven

while laying in bed ripping farts under the cover then puting somebodys head under the covers for about 30 seconds and yelling dutch oven!!!!!!!

dude last nite i gave nick a dutch oven

by sk8r4life5341 April 15, 2009

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022

Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today

Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum

Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry

by Twerkplays February 3, 2014