Fridge

How the hell don,t you know what a fridge is.

Person 1:Hey whats a fridge
Person 2:How the hell don't you know its what you've been staring at for 3 hours
Person 1:Well your'e the guy who sits on the couch all day
Person 2: What does that have to do with fridges

by The all knowing Fridge September 3, 2020

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019

Fridge

Adjective used to describe a man who has a stocky, square block like build.

Bloke was a fridge, I mean he was an absolute unit.

by Limnos December 7, 2021

Pepper in the fridge

When a dillhole tries to kilk you with his secret sex hand sign
But he's actually just stupid
Put that pepper in the fridge and let it chill tf out

Boy: shocker bitch
Girl: time to put the pepper in the fridge

by Musicalsoup September 25, 2019