I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

i’m just a girl

It’s a song by “No Doubt”.

It is a somewhat self-deprecating saying used by girls/women when they would rather just be a damsel in distress than deal with whatever issue is in front of them.

The song of patriarchy princesses.

The death of feminism.

Girlfriend: What’s that noise?
Boyfriend: You need to change your oil.
Girlfriend: I’m just a girl.

by sadiececekaye April 4, 2024

I’m fixin’

A turn of phrase used primarily in the southeast meaning you’re going to do something

I’m fixin’ to have sex with a first cousin

by PhredDerst January 22, 2023

i’m a potterhead.

for all the potterheads who want this on a mug.

I really want the i’m a potterhead. mug!

by jackypp May 15, 2022

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

I’m Fantastic

I’m fantastic is a huge lie at the person saying that they’re fantastic are mentally losing it and having a live crisis

Friend: how you doing?
You: I’m fantastic

by Mommy_jolie November 7, 2021

I’m dope

The same as “to be down”, but wih somewhat more excitement. A positive reaction to a proposal/suggestion.

“Wanna go to the game?”
“Yeah I’m dope!”

by Pharaoh188 May 10, 2021