hurt your maggie

When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.

I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie

by Bear Grillzzz September 30, 2017

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

Hurted

Past tense of hurt.

I fell and that shit hurted.

by LMFAOOOO March 3, 2019

Skrt ma hurt

Skrt ma hurt meaning a slang way to say emotions also upbeat and still positive

Skrt ma hurt man I thought we were friends.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts :>

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: tf are u talking about??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts just like carti

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: what the fuck are u talking about bro??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019