Humperbating

The act of humping in inanimate object. Often practiced by young children and pets.

Ewww! The dog is humperbating on my pillow again!!

by E-man61 November 24, 2010

Humper

Refers to a disgusting male who ogles women aggressively, hits on them grotesquely, tries to catch their attention by rudely imposing his unwanted attentions, makes suggestive faces and noises at them, follows them, or even exposes himself or openly masturbates in their direction. A humper is usually a serial offender who seems deluded about his own attractiveness to females, despite all their efforts to avoid him. He takes advantage of any power he has over women, especially when they are alone or defenseless.

"Check out that humper over there rubbing his crotch and winking at us."

by Speechnik January 27, 2018

Hump day

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day

Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.

by LOL110 February 18, 2019

Hump

A action done by two people, where one person grinds on the other persons genitals, can be done with or without clothing

Xenon has always dreamed of humping Rosetta, but it has yet to happen. :(

by theladywiththewords August 5, 2019

Humper-Dumper

Someone who "humps their dump" essentially meaning that they take a shit, then hump the shit.

Ayo, Deelon Musk over there is a humper-dumper, ew!

by Shackee April 27, 2022

Dumper Humper

A homosexual male who enjoys participating in anal intercourse.

My friend Matt loves fucking men. He's a total dumper humper.

by Well Dunn November 9, 2004

grizzly hump

when a person has a hump at the base of their neck like a grizzly bear.

that fat chic has a sick grizzly hump.

by duder4 December 4, 2010