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by sonbob tripan 924948 May 4, 2022
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Hippocricket

A friend or family member that goes around talking bad about you to everybody all day long all day long but when they see you they have nothing to say.
David and Ned are like best friends, and share everything with each other. Ned always hates on David when hes not around. But yesterday when Ned was talking about David, David walked in and Ned stopped talking, he is such a hippocricket....
by JonahWills May 29, 2022
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hippoceelampipotomaseal

A hippoceelampipotomaseal is a mix of a hippocampi (mythical creature of a weird water-horse), a hippopotamus, an eel and a seal. It is pronounced hi-pow-keel-airm-pie-poh-t-ohma-seel. I was sitting there one day, thinking, 'What if a bunch of animals were forged together?' Then I realised that they were, hidden in some part of the world, undiscovered by humans. If anyone finds a real hippoceelampipotomaseal, full credit to me for the name.
It is an animal, so pretty easy to use in a sentence.
I chose to name the new species, 'hippoceelampipotomaseal.
by CharlotteArceus July 28, 2022
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hippodillopotomusisticism

a hippodillopotomusisticism is a gigantic and mysterious purple hippo with a big penis.
Hey Marc, you see that hippodillopotomusisticism over there? Puts my dick game at a 0.
by traitor#9990 August 16, 2022
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hippodillopotomusisticism

a mysterious and mythical purple hippo with a big penis.
Hey Marc, did you see that huge hippodillopotomusisticism over there? It makes my dick game 0.
by traitor#9990 August 16, 2022
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Hippocunt

Female seahorse that acts as a real bitch because she didn't carry the babies. Often tries to go after the seahorse's reproductive rights. Sometime known as a seacunt.
Did you see the seahorse's girlfriend going for a pack of cigarettes and never coming back? What a hippocunt.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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hippocritamoose

A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.
You're a hippocritamoose for looking at vacation spots in December!
by anonymous September 15, 2022
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