Wus Hat

a wus hat is when you get a stuffed animal taped to your head and have to wear it for an extended period of time because you are a real big wus.

First introduced and coined in 1991 in Episode 9 of Salute Your Shorts when Budnick placed Harry the Hippo on Michael's head in the nurse's office because he was being a real bitch.
This guy is a pussy, let's give him a wus hat.
by Budnick's Mullet February 01, 2009
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octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.
Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat
by Stonewalljackson January 05, 2015
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JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!
by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017
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Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.
I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.
by Anight March 16, 2020
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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
by Zeener26 May 31, 2022
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Puttin’ in the hat

Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”

“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
by Jstickell January 01, 2019
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Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
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