happy birthday raven

A vine that I overuse. also a person who can't swim and for some reason, it's not their birthday

happy birthday raven (example) happy birthday raven! IT`S NOT MY BIRTHDAY AND MY NAME IS NOT RAVEN!

by -0w0- November 14, 2019

Crap Happy

1. When someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a shit.

2. That nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue crap.

Alex: Wow Dan. You look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.

Dan: Yes I am quite Crap Happy.

by Pectabyte June 14, 2005

Click Happy

When someone clicks the mouse too many times causing the computer to freeze.

Tom became click happy when the page wouldn't load.

by Brownie Cakes May 1, 2007

happy hippo

A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.

Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.

by dancinpete January 13, 2007

Hairy Cave

A lady's vagina that has not seen the light of day for years and as a result as a wild mane of hair that is probably all tangled and full of small woodland creatures.

Michelle's hairy cave was like looking into the wilderness, I think I seen a vole in there.

by Hughie Baby January 8, 2009

Hairy-Eyeball

The hairy eyeball is the death stare.
Its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.

Larry caught a glimpse of Judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.

by Kalyx January 7, 2009

Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006