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Halfalaf

When you see something funny on the internet, and you don't laugh, but do the weird thing when you exhale loudly out of your nose.
"That meme you sent me was pretty funny, Tanya. I didn't laugh, but I halfalafed" said Michaela.
by randy_your_sticks April 19, 2017
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Half Legend

Someone who wishes to be a legend however the person in question lacks the mental capability to be considered a legend.
by Legend Status October 17, 2017
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half-hour power

A college drinking game in which the participant(s) must take 30 shots of beer in 30 minutes at the rate of one shot per minute, often used as a pregaming tactic before the real partying begins.

More daring players may attempt an hour power, which follows the same rules over the course of an hour.
"Yo, you going to the frat party tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we should pregame with a half-hour power before we go."
by Metalhead November 21, 2017
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Half-Pete

"Half-Pete" is a reference to the mythical half man that lives in rural West Virginia in a basement of a large family. The story is told: His mother tried to abort him as an infant, however the procedure did not take. A week later, the abomination that is Half-Pete was born. With the lower section of his body skewered by incompetent surgical practices, he would physically only be half a man. Half-Pete is often referred to now as a full grown man, while other accounts say he is immortal.

He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.

Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
"We came home to find in a mess of his own gore, like some Half-Pete horror show."
by Dave712 December 15, 2017
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half a yard

Refers to a fifty dollar bill, as a one hundred dollar bill slang is a "yard"
Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017
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Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality
My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.
by Tex in affect March 3, 2018
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