Guybrush

A sexy pirate with an attitude

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food

Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.

by johnnynono February 25, 2009

Guybernation

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.

Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.

by Larcondos July 10, 2011

The guyble

The complete story and etching of our Lord guy fieri.

I read the guyble all night as I prayed to my lord fieri hoping one day to go to flavor town.

by GuyFieriIsMyLordAnSavior September 13, 2015

guybrow

A male eyebrow that focuses on the lack of hair where it doesn't belong, rather than a "pretty arch".

An important distinction for a man trying to get rid of his unibrow, but doesn't want to look like Halle Barre.

I want guybrows, don't get too crazy with the wax.

by brow guru December 12, 2007

guybrush

A very sexy pirate wannabe... well at first... from The Monkey Island series. First, Secret of Monkey Island. Second, LeChuck's revenge. Third, Curse of Monkey Island. Fourth, Escape From Monkey Island. They're all really funny games but getting a walkthrough is highly recomended.

"My name is Guybrush Threepwood, prepare to die."

by burningtoessocks August 26, 2005

guyboss

they exist but are extremely rare and not many people know about their existence thats why it’s often said that there is no such thing as guyboss.

guyboss exists

they really do

and you are unlucky if they are in your town

say bye bye to your girl

or any female in your town

only thing left for you is to move out

by vaaaaaaatttttttttooooo June 20, 2021