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Glory Hole

The place in your vagina where the penis just hits different
Johnny just hit my glory hole so much last week. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after that pounding!
by Sexyboy6969fme May 21, 2023
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Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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Three Glory Holes

3 Glory Holes is a 3-month-old girl made in Ceramics. She is possessed by 3 demons named Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Satan. She has 3 Glory
Holes.
*on ome.tv* Hey, do you wanna see something?
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!
by dixondallas119 July 30, 2024
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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holy glory hole

To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux
She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole
by DuckyBoys81 August 17, 2024
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Gowanda Glory hole

Your buddy's wife who anyone can walk up to, stick it in and walk away, with no consequences by her husband.
My buddy's wife, Sarah Mason, is the gowanda glory hole!
by Onearmedwhippoorwill April 4, 2025
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