gettin' candaced

The act of exceeding one's personal limit of Beringers White Zin.

Upon leaving the liquor store with a case of white zin, I asked my best friend, "ready start gettin' candaced?"- I woke up the next morning not sure what the nights events entailed, but the wine is gone and there are feathers glued all over my head....Must have gotten candaced!!

by dangolbo July 6, 2011

Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.

Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"

by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011

Gepte

A person who is excellent in computer games and have an ugly face full of pimples

BinLaden: Gepte is so pro.
BSG.Raedric: but his face sucks

by BinLaden Tondo November 20, 2011

Getting Shurmured

Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.

Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.

Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.

Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.

Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it

by bestofud November 5, 2012

gettin' squirrely up in here

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.

JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!

by Fireball BD March 23, 2012

Getting out of Shawshank

To get out of a relationship with someone who you were not attracted to or particularly fond of anymore.

"So I heard you're single now, man."

"Yeah...after I realized that she was cheating, I decided it was time for Getting out of Shawshank and became a free man."

by CrowNasty May 10, 2012