black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.

I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.

by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023

Foo Friday

In reference to a guranteed black out at the foo crib. Foo Friday offers guests the opportunity to become belligerently drunk and make terrible decisions!

Hey guess what tomorrow is? It’s foo Friday! Guess it’s time to black out.

by Foogway August 4, 2022

Friday the 13th

The most amazing day of the year! And most likely when Jason Voorhees will murder you!

*Friday the 13th*
AHHHHHHHH ITS JASON!!!!!
*ded*

by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020

Friday moment

That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.

Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."

by opalhat August 22, 2014

flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.

Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!

by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023

Ranger Friday

Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW

Hey Nik, wanna go celebrate Ranger Friday at Panda?

by BugClappa September 29, 2023