On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
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by ImmaBitchIDontCare August 29, 2013
Get the sugar friday mug.The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023
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by tractordealer August 4, 2014
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by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
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