The best day of the week and the only day where you can finally unleash yourself. Sexual friday is celebrate by praisimg your hands in the air almost like Jesus.
IT'S SEXUAL FRIDAY YUPPP
by coolgerlalert November 09, 2023
by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020
Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.
by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023
A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
Fatal Friday is where you wake up and start drinking on special Fridays, drinking through school and work.
by Big D 444 June 15, 2018
by 1111122 June 20, 2022
On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021