by Perleaze December 15, 2023
Get the TV Girl hoursmug. An absolute idiot. Has the heart of way too many. Definitely cracked his skull as a baby. Twice, actually. Also known as ‘Little Shack Man.’ and ‘Headass’. Beloved by a certain ginger.
by atiati February 3, 2019
Get the TVmug. by Perleaze December 15, 2023
Get the TV Girl hoursmug. 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. by Deebees May 26, 2013
Get the OCD tvmug. Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!
It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
Get the Corncob TVmug. an American pay television news and satire channel owned by Fusion Media Group, a multi-platform media company subsidiary of Univision Communications, which relied in part on the resources of its parent company's news division, Noticias Univision
On July 24, 2017, Fusion relaunched its article based online presence under the brand "Splinter" while things relating to the channel itself remained at Fusion.net branded as Fusion TV
by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023
Get the Fusion TVmug.