Oklahoma Hardwood Floor

when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.

One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.

After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.

Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.

Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.

by Goatse I January 24, 2010

Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010

Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

SUMMIT...8th floor , 6th floor, and their groupies

Summit...a dorm hall for the elite group of West Virginia University Students. When we say elite, we mean the most raging acholics and pot heads in morgantown. We even have groupies from other floors and dorms that could only wish they were lucky enough to live on the 8th or 6th floor. Classes never get in the way of our extracurricular activies AKA partyin. The 8th floor girls have formed their own sorority on campus called TTK (Tappa Tappa Kegga). We roll deep and take over Shooters everytime we go out. We know every bar owner, shot girl, bartenders and bouncer working in Morgantown. Everyother girl works at one of Motown's bars. Bedtime is when the sun comes up and waking up to the sunset is a normal day.

ONE LOVE

" I dont remember but i think we had fun!"

Bianca: KT if you are my best friend roll down the life science hill with me (as its raining and it all covered in mudddd!)
Katie: OOOKAY!


Mary: Katie do you remember last night?
Katie: No, but did it look like i was having fun?
Mary: YES


Cory: I'll Choke a BITCH

girls theme song: I am gonna hate myself in the morning but i am gonna love you tonight

Cory: (as a car runs in the back of his car in the Mickey Dee's drive thru and cory gets out...) ITS OOOOOOOOKAY i am way tooo drunk to be driving i will not call the cops! (hair flip)

Shannon: give me my gatorade or i will kill you (a daily bitch when waking up)

by Bankaa and KT plus T-ROC March 2, 2005

flogrown

The country way of saying you were born and raised in the state of Florida.

"Girl ! Why are you waving around that confederate flag!"

"I'm flogrown you know how we do!"

by Xx321xX August 2, 2014

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

dance floor

golfer slang meaning the green.

We'll finish this on the dance floor.

by iknowgolf April 28, 2006