(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008
Get the Feline Ass Bandit mug.The hip way to tell someone to get lost. Comes from the movie Friday. Great movie. The main character Ice Cube says it whenever Felicia--a minor character whom he dislikes-- is finally getting the fuck out.
The thing is, only people who were maybe two years old when Friday came out use the term today and, perhaps not coincidentally, they are Hufflepuffs. They also use terms like Gucci and speak in hushed tones about Beyoncé's enlarged, pregnant uterus.
The thing is, only people who were maybe two years old when Friday came out use the term today and, perhaps not coincidentally, they are Hufflepuffs. They also use terms like Gucci and speak in hushed tones about Beyoncé's enlarged, pregnant uterus.
Yourself: Alright, I'm outta here.
Hufflepuff Assholes: Bye Felicia!
You: Oh, okay. Now I know for certain you don't need to be in my life.
Hufflepuff Assholes: Bye Felicia!
You: Oh, okay. Now I know for certain you don't need to be in my life.
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A great girl and amazing friend!!! She's really pretty and she's always there for you.......and she is really smart!! She's the bestest friend you'll ever have!
"Wow she's felicia!"
by Anonymous Writer July 15, 2008
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Pal: Oh no!
Gal: Yeah, I told him he was the Master to my Blaster and I couldn't rule the Thunderdome without him.
Pal: Oh no!
Gal: Yeah, I told him he was the Master to my Blaster and I couldn't rule the Thunderdome without him.
by Subspace Eddy May 27, 2005
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Get the felicide mug.when someone brings a girl to a party or social event that was not invited and you do not like. Her name becomes felicia cuz who invited this bitch anyway.
by max196906 July 5, 2016
Get the hi felicia mug.Laurie:" I had sex with him last night and he hasn't called me yet."
Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."
Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."
by Dickdaddy September 9, 2012
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