flower ass

fake ass,white ass

fake poser wanna be redneck honky

2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."

mark buster fake ass bitch snitch

by Sexy Original Gangster March 20, 2014

flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring

Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...

by Del Demery December 6, 2006

Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

by akaakbar October 16, 2009

Petty flower

(Often abbreviated to petty)
A term of endearment.
Also the term may be used to describe a nice, good or fun person.

Hi petty flower how are you?
I saw Diann out last night, she is such a petty flower.
Yes petty, that's no problem at all.
I miss Nell she is such a petty.

by itsmine April 25, 2011

Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 23, 2003

flowers

A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.

"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"

by Pierah December 29, 2008

flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008