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Felony causer

A slur for everyone to use. Can define someone that messes up or an actual felony causer
"bro, you're such a felony causer"
Say someone misses a shot in basketball

"YOU DAMN FELONY CAUSER!"
by Felony causer December 2, 2025
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Felonie Martinez

An infantilized rapist who makes music about being a 30 year old baby.
"Did you hear Felonie Martinez' new song?"
"She makes music? I only know her from her rape allegations."
by orangeseagull December 16, 2025
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Feminazi

If you are looking for a term to describe a person who hates men, that term is misandrist
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Feminazi is a derogatory that is used to degrade & belittle feminist for believing humans who have done nothing wrong that happen to have an X and Y chromosome should be treated the same as those who have double X chromosomes or other variants in number and order.

It’s pretty much hate speech because saying it’s bad for someone to believe that women should be treated like men, is targeting a group based on gender, which is hate speech and illegal in the United States.

Don’t use this term, if you have time to say, comment, and type this term simply to degrade women and feminist, get a life, a job, a hobbies, don’t be such a miserable bum.
She thinks that women should be paid the same and treated the same as men, what a feminazi!

She thinks I shouldn’t be allowed to say that that women are stupid, shouldn’t exist and that I want to r@pe them! What a feminazi!

She thinks misogynist opinions shouldn’t be voiced! What do you mean she doesn’t like my hate speech, tell the feminazi to can it!
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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016
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Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
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federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.
I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.
by n4zhg January 4, 2019
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