Taliban Ass Fiend

This is a person who flys to the middle-east and rapes as many of the fuckers as he/she possibly can handle before he/she is hung, butchered or the most likely, held hostage so that some terrorist being held by the US government is released. This of course will not happen because of Bush's strict "we do not negotiate with terrorists" policy. The hostage will then inevitably be killed and the video of said killing will be displayed on the internet. This is why the Taliban Ass Fiend is almost comletely extinct.

"Did you hear about that Taliban Ass Fiend that lives on my road?"
"No"
"He just got back from Afghanistan... He bought one back for his dad"
"No way! Lets go round and see if we can have a go"

by G-Lovens November 6, 2006

fiend

1. Somebody who doesn't quite do as is generally supposed to, often in a clever or cunning way.

2. Also can be used as an insult for anybody disliked, whether they are fiendish or not.

1. That criminal was very fiendish in stealing the Queen's purse.

2. Some guy I know called Carwyn, he's Welsh/Belgian/Dutch/English. Generally rather moronic.

by Reagrion July 20, 2007

fiend

a cool version of sayin friend

ur my best fiend = ur my best fren

by trajikace September 19, 2007

fender guitars

A way of getting people to stop talking, usually on the internet.

Ariana: absolutely gorgeous.
Amy: Awh♥ I miss you ari. ):
Nathan: fender guitars.

by fenderguitars April 22, 2011

fender

When you are coming off an extreme swamp hangover and nothing but the most unhealthy food will get you back on your feet

Bro #1: holy shit man that party in the 'Cuse was loko
Bro #2: ya dude im pretty sure I still can taste the chunder from this morning, could totally go for some fender right now
Crazy Carney: Well howdy-do folks how about some good 'ol 'merican deep fried oreos!

by ragnar117 May 24, 2012

fendo

A guy that will text you for hours one day and ghost you for the next few months.

Person A: so what happened between you and Jake?
Person B: Jake's a fendo, fuck him

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!

by please_accept_my_definition April 8, 2009