fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

fanny gag

Definition: Normally, when one finds something disgusting or distasteful one usually will 'gag' in revulsion. If it is something excessively disgusting or distasteful, one's fanny may gag as well.

Example:

"Sorry Miss, I couldn't do my homework last night because I was masturbating furiously"

"NATHAN! Don't make my fanny gag!"

by Cjh February 2, 2018

fanny-dick

a dick that is permanently wet from the production of excessive pre- cum resulting in it feeling like a moist fanny

His fanny-dick was extra wet today i felt like I was going down on a woman!!!

by Fi69 May 1, 2020

Fanny Blank

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

'I could've gotten with that guy, but she fanny blanked me'

by Bacon's babes June 20, 2012

Fanny Bay

A small community located on Vancouver Island, most commonly known for the delicious oysters that come from said bay, Fanny Bay Inn (FBI), and the Whacky Woods.

Fanny Bay, a small drinking community with a slight fishing problem

by BMRX December 14, 2011

Fanny droppings

Children

I gave my wife a birthday card an said she can have her presents when her fanny droppings wake up.

by Emanuel the Spaniel October 22, 2023

Fanny Enzo

She belongs in a museum, cause her name a'might have never been used by any other person than her

Fanny Enzo is a weird funny girl

by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019