your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man
when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?
or
girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
or
girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017
Get the fake man mug.When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011
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Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.
Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
by manSTFD May 8, 2011
Get the Los Angeles Fakers mug.noun- a blunt smoked entirely by one person to the face until the buddha is all gone or mental retardation begins to occur
I smoked a dank forty-dollar facer at the Cudi concert last night and felt like I was on the Pursuit of Happiness.
by Steaz December 17, 2010
Get the facer mug.individuals who say their bisexual, pretend to like anime, and say they love astronomy when they don’t even know shit about it
fake emo: ugh I love astronomy, did u know Jupiter is the biggest planet?
me: people like you are such fake emos, get a job.
me: people like you are such fake emos, get a job.
by TheWeirdBoi July 20, 2018
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by off the walls May 7, 2009
Get the fake dick trick mug.A fake person is someone who will do at least two of the following:
1) Talk behind your or someone else's back
2) Act like their something they're really not to be liked (a Poser)
3) Try to be relatable
4) Pretend to be friends with someone just to use them
1) Talk behind your or someone else's back
2) Act like their something they're really not to be liked (a Poser)
3) Try to be relatable
4) Pretend to be friends with someone just to use them
by Joey McDade June 6, 2018
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